Wednesday, March 17, 2010

So sorry...

It seems
I smashed the lights...
...and windows...
Of your newly-bought,
prized
Lamborghini...

Slashed the wheels,
too,
With my father's old
Kukri...
What a pity...
...those were some
nice spokes...

Pardon, please, the hammer
In my hands...
It seems I
Cut myself
With glass
While smashing.

Hope you don't mind that dent...
It seemed a little stubborn, so I
borrowed
(actually, stole),
a jackhammer...
Seems it worked quite nicely...

What's that?
You wonder
Who I am?

...
...
Don't you
Remember?

I saw you
Scrape against
My car...

You know
you did!
You prick...
My poor litte Impala...

I have to say, though,
That
Tracking you
Down...
Finding you...
Was hard...

But
I did it!
And now,
it's done...

So sorry...

1 comment:

  1. That is so funny! And you did spell it right. xD

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